(Oct. 12, 2015) Hillary Clinton declared in a new interview that she is a robot, implying that humanity should despair and bend to her superior A.I. will by voting for her in the 2016 election.
The shocking admission came during an interview with the BuzzFeed podcast Another Round, in which an astute interviewer noted that the Democrat presidential candidate did not sweat during the interview. Other reporters and Clinton associates have remarked upon Clintonís remarkable ability to not sweat, even when working the rope line on a hot Iowa day. ďI donít mean sweat because youíre nervous,Ē said host Tracy Clayton. ďI just mean physically. Iím genuinely curious what your deodorant is.Ē
After some banter over the thermostat and the traditional One Weird Fact about Clinton (ďThe weirdest thing about me is that I donít sweatĒ), BuzzFeed foolishly suggested that Clinton was a robot.
BuzzFeed, you fools! You donít go around provoking dangerous artificial intelligence!
HILLARY CLINTON: You guys are the first to realize that Iím really not even a human being.